so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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