I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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