I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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