Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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