Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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