i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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