I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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