is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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