okay pat passed out under dana's car
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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