Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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