I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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