I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize