so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae