...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.