I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!