He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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