ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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