she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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