I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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