I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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