he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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