ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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