there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I tried to put my heels in the coat check