ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult