i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in