I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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