I hate all girls vehemently.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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