Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
