Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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