i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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