It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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