i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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