i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
my sisters under your porch take her home
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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