Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Plan B is the new Plan A
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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