Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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