I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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