i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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