Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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