covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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its like you know when i get waxed
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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