A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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