i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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