That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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