i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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