I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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