he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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