are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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