why didn't you poke me back
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
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