I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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