Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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Do I have a choice?
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
