That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
dude. I can hear the air.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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