Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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