on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I know her cup size but not her name....
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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