Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
honey bunches of taint.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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