How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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