Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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