I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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