Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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