The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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