Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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