No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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