Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
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you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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