I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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